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i like to blog, sleep, watch television, sleep, read, blog, read fanfics, sleep, and finally blog.
saving people. hunting things, the family buisness.
the greatest love story ever told

rainbowsparklekittens:

REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

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8 hours ago · 343,683 notes

d-white211:

Me when I haven’t seen food all day.

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

20 hours ago · 199,391 notes

gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

1 day ago · 127,820 notes

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

1 day ago · 124,717 notes

beckyblackbooks:

Supreme confidence in the laws of physics.
jonbitch:

upper east side

vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

1 day ago · 152,049 notes